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Thursday, November 30, 2006

"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er...
excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?"
She responds in a loud voice :
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised,
shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.
After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes,
and says, "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how
people respond to embarrassing situations."
The young man responds loudly with,
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE THOUSAND RUPEES.
THATS TOO MUCH !"

Monday, November 27, 2006

Factual Leak - StudiVZ and Facebook

Don Alphonso reported StudiVZ that has a DATA huge leak - which seems tonne accélérateur de prise prochain big problème the dans les StudiVZ the history.
The images d'acres saved on a serveurs different and public accès have - StudiVZ the despite DATA that announcement privacy is ensured. Even, their competitor and Facebook.com potentiellement buyer reveals same the more security leak which speculations identical rancunier codes about and ongoing co-operation.
If you go tonne StudiVZ.net and sign up, you boîte mer of other galleries picture the d'utilisateur - unless they changed their settings and only their friends boîtes mer immediate have their galleries. If you a have look AT a personne' s and you tonne want picture save IT by right-clicking on you GET picture et tous les the as a response is : « http://www.studivz.net/images/space.gif » - which is dessus empty picture.

Si lointain ainsi good. But acres there two ways how tonne GET picture the anyway

  1. Go tonne thumbnails of each utilisateurs site the. Toute la thumbnailed boîte accélérateur de prise pictures directly saved. L'If you la copie gauchement into your URL, IT the veut say something like this : http://217.188.35.147/albums/2006-09/04/ABC123/def456-9876-m.jpg with ABC123 representing utilisateur profils the identité, def456 representing album identité the and 9876 representing ID. If picture the you suppressions - m the, you GET picture whole the.
  2. If you view whole the gallery, just charge source code the for this site. IT veut you un emplacement of on picture the serveurs d'image the exact the give of StudiVZ. IT ainsi shows you why you space.gif got - if anybody right-clicks à l'on a rancunier only gives picture et the cuire une adresse the of space.gif the.
  3. This ainsi works if you acres signed off.

With Facebook, you problème - IT is tonne easier even save a that except same the have by right-clicking on IT picture. Tous les other things acres almost emplacement same et the the of each found dans une source the code picture is :

http://photos-pe.facebook.com/ip002/v12/34/56/userID/nUserID_AlbumID_PictureID.jpg

Since problème the has already mentioned dans (mer Jörg-Olaf de berger and here here), and les StudiVZ the since blog-o-sphere the founders acres been of, they should acte issue the aware soon and of Internet the website whole the take.

For Yahoo.com, of Facebook potentiellement buyer the, problème of StudiVZ the and no-response-policy by Facebook the should accélérateur de prise a focus of fins observation.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Web2Zilla




"Web 2.0" I had heard a lot about the term. My inquisitive mind was not getting satisfied by all the debates and discussions over the matter.So I took out some time and started a research for Web 2.0.

The search began with wikipedia
"Web 2.0 is a term often applied to a perceived ongoing transition of the World Wide Web from a collection of websites to a full-fledged computing platform serving web applications to end users. Ultimately Web 2.0 services are expected to replace desktop computing applications for many purposes."
Source:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_2.0

But what are those applications? Do we have a list of such application? These questions were making me mad and then I found the "GEM"

Its called the Go2Web20.net - The complete Web 2.0 directory and indeed it was. Without taking too much time I will like all of you to go through the site

Friday, November 17, 2006

Driving While Intoxicated compliant laws

It seems a gentleman had too much to drink at a party. As he was heading home, he was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters.

The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. He was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers.

"Are you Mr. Black?" the asked?

He admitted that he was.

"Were you pulled over at Edgemont last night for driving under the influence?"

Again, the man admitted that he was.

"And what did you do then," the troopers asked." The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed.

"Where is your car now?" the troopers inquired. The man answered that it was in the garage.

"May we see the car?" asked the troopers.

The man answered, "Sure," and opened the garage.

Inside was the state trooper's car.

Wacky Driving Laws

Alabama

# It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

# It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street as long as a lantern is attached to the front of your car.

# Driving barefoot is illegal.

Alaska

# It is illegal to tie a dog to the roof of your car.

Arkansas

# It is illegal for a person to blare the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9 p.m.

California

# Any woman dressed in a housecoat is prohibited from driving a car.

# It is illegal in San Francisco to buff or dry your car with used underwear.

# No unoccupied vehicle may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Florida

# If an elephant is tied to a parking meter, the owner or attendant must deposit money in the meter.

Georgia

# State Assembly members are immune from being ticketed for speeding while the State Assembly is in session.

# In Marietta, Georgia it is illegal to spit from a moving car or bus, but is okay from a moving truck.

Illinois

# In Evanston, Illinois it is unlawful to change clothes while inside a car with the curtains drawn, except during a fire.

Kansas

# In Derby, Kansas, it is considered a misdemeanor to screech your tires while driving.

Kentucky

# If you stop for ice cream while driving, be aware that it is considered unlawful to transport an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

Massachusetts

# You will be ticketed if you drive with a gorilla in the backseat of your car.

Michigan

# If you car breaks down in Detroit and you are waiting for assistance, be aware that sitting in the middle of the street to read a newspaper is illegal.

Minnesota

# It is illegal to cross state lines, regardless if you are walking or driving, with a duck on your head. And, if you're crossing into Wisconsin, the law also applies to chickens.

# In Minnetonka, Minnesota, if you drive a truck that leaves mud, dirt or sticky substances on any road, you will be considered a public nuisance who is harming the peace, safety, and general welfare of the town.

# You cannot ride a motorcycle without a shirt.

Montana

# In Whitehall, Montana, vehicles are prohibited from driving with ice picks attached to the wheels.

Nevada

# It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

New Jersey

# Drivers are required to beep their car horns before passing another vehicle.

# If convicted of driving while intoxicated, you permanently lose the option of registering for a vanity license plate.

North Carolina

# In Dunn, North Carolina, it is illegal to drive on a sidewalk.

Ohio

# In Oxford, Ohio, authorities will ticket you if you consecutively drive around the town square more than 100 times.

# Keep in mind that if your car breaks down and you phone for a cab, you will be ticketed if you opt to ride on the cab's roof.

Oklahoma

# It is considered illegal to read a comic book while driving.

Oregon

# You will be ticketed if you leave your car door open longer than is deemed necessary.

# You will be slapped with a Class A traffic violation if you use your car on an Oregon highway to prove your physical endurance.

# It is illegal to pump your own gas.

Pennsylvania

# If you spy a team of approaching horses, you are required by law to pull to the side of the road and cover your car with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted or sewn to blend into the scenery. But, if the horses react skittish to your efforts, you are then required to disassemble your car and hide the parts in the nearby underbrush.

South Carolina

# In Hilton Head, South Carolina, you cannot leave trash in your vehicle out of fear of attracting rats.

Tennessee

# It is illegal to fire a gun at any wild game other than whales from a moving car.

West Virginia

# It is perfectly legal, for road maintenance purposes, to scavenge road kill.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

NANCY PELOSI - CLUELESS!

Silence..............

Have you ever experienced a moment in your life when you just ran out of
words and you go...

s i l e n t ???




Let me assist you in recalling...



.. the moment when you left your home for the first time and you look



back at your parents who are worried that their son/daughter are



leaving them yet happy that their child took the first step towards



independence.








... the moment when the girl/boy you like most.. smiled back at you!



You don't say anything.. you just smile back..









... the moment when you get better marks than you expected... those



"numb" moments of ecstasy n surprise "is that true?"...





...
the moment when you are parting with your old friend(s) and the


train has just started... and you are standing on the door of the



wagon.. waving "bye-bye" with your heart beating fast...








... the moment after the HR manager has just called you and told



you,"You are through! Congrats!"










... the moment when you sit alone in your room after having told



everyone that you cleared that exam you prepared for 6 months!!









You can go on remembering your "special" moments!







I had always wondered why I never said anything to myself at those



moments.. as if it was "understood"... happiness, joy, pain.. all



feelings just flowed ceaselessly in the 'years' that passed in those



flash moments!





;


They say.. the best way to communicate is through "silence".



Love. Joy. Grief. Surprise. Anger. Hope. Expectations. Support.



Non-cooperation. ..







Can you imagine the importance of a silent moment in a song??





When Bryan Adams stops for a while along with music, before he goes



on in his husky voice...



... Please forgive me. I can't stop loving you!







Ever had those moments when you thought you were tired enough that



you reach for your bed after dinner.. but find yourself wide awake



looking at the roof of your room silently...








But you sure are 'thinking'.. . those moments of self-talk are the



most important in our lives. Those moments when we listen to our own



hearts! Those promises... those decisions... those are the moments



when we make our destinies!







Next time you go silent... listen carefully to what your heart is



saying.. listen to its joy...listen to its pain.. listen to its



fears.. listen to its desires..










Don't make it shut up and go off to sleep...



LISTEN TO THAT VOICE and ACCEPT EVERYTHING IT SAYS!



That voice alone can lead you to the abode of peace that your sleep



lacks... peace that awaits you!







Be in touch with your true self... be silent once a day,

every day !


Silence Speaks More Than Ur Words .

Sunday, November 12, 2006

White House is "Failure" as per Google's "I'm Feeling Lucky"

This is really Hillarious and I mean it. Just check the simple instructions given below and you will also laugh endlessly holding your stomach


1. Go to www.google.com

2. Type "Failure", without the quotes

3. Instead of hitting "Search" hit "I'm feelingLucky"

4. Look at it and laugh at what comes up

5. Tell your friends before the people at Google fix it!

Friday, November 10, 2006

"I will pay $232.53 for your digg :)"

Idle surfing sometimes helps to hit gold mines. This is what I realised today. Read below

First article
"I will pay $232.53 for your digg :)

First we compiled a list of words that (when used in a story title) get 600+ diggs per story on average. Then we added 3 extra columns to calculate the value of a single digg (Google AdSense estimation of the Cost Per Click, Cost/Day and Cost/Digg which is equal to Cost/Day / Diggs/Story).

Your vote is worth $232.53 if you digg a story with the word "video" in its title :) "
Full article at http://www.xedant.com/researches/digg_price.php


Second article
" "Amazing", "digg", "revealed": Top 100 digg.com attention grabbing words

The complete (and updated) list of words that (when used in a story title) get more than 600 diggs per story on average.

How it was developed? We analyzed 17,817 front page article titles and extracted individual words. Those words that were used in less than 30 article titles or got less than 600 diggs per article were removed.

First number in the right column is "diggs per story": if a word were used in 100 story titles with 100000 diggs total, its "diggs per story" will be 100000/100=1000. We also added a Google AdWords estimation of a keyword price so you can estimate an AdSense revenue of any digg.com article :)

Here is a funny experiment: Nano-mario wants his amazing RIAA photos!: "

Full article at http://www.xedant.com/researches/amazing_digg_revealed.php

Thursday, November 09, 2006

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