Shit Man!!!

Graffiti 1

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Here I lie in stinky vapor,

Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Washroom Graffiti 2

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Here I sit

Broken hearted

Tried to shit

But only farted

Some one who had a different experience wrote

Washroom Graffiti 3

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You're lucky

You had your chance

I tried to fart,

And shit my pants!

Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets

Washroom Graffiti 4

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I came here

To shit and stink,

But all I do

Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose

Washroom Graffiti 5

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Some come here to sit and think,

Some come here to shit and stink,

But I come here to scratch my balls,

And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......

Washroom Graffiti 6

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(written high upon the wall)

If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire

Department wants

you.

Ministry of environment advertisement

Washroom Graffiti 7

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We aim to please!

You aim too! Please!

Washroom Graffiti 8

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Seen above a urinal:

Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.

We don't piss in your ashtrays!

Washroom Graffiti 9

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On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated

throughout the entire performance.

Washroom Graffiti 10

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A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:

We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our

pool

Washroom Graffiti 11

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Another sign seen at a swimming pool:

Welcome to our ool.

Notice there's no P in it.

Please keep it that way.

This should teach you a lesson

Washroom Graffiti 12

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Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your

food...please aim

properly.