Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Washroom Graffiti 2
Here I sit
Tried to shit
But only farted
Some one who had a different experience wrote
Washroom Graffiti 3
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets
Washroom Graffiti 4
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose
Washroom Graffiti 5
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......
Washroom Graffiti 6
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Ministry of environment advertisement
Washroom Graffiti 7
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
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Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!
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On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance.
Washroom Graffiti 10
A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our
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Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
This should teach you a lesson
Washroom Graffiti 12
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your