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Be careful how you explain
"who God is" to your children...
(A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.)
Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman?
Father: Both, son, both.
(After a short while the boy comes back.)
Boy: Dad, is God black or white?
Father: (After thinking for a short while) Both, son, both.
(After another wait, the boy comes back again)
Boy: Dad, is Michael Jackson God?
If I were a superhero my name would be ‘Patience Man’
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If I were a superhero, I would be Patience Man. Superman has an S on his
chest, Batman has a bat symbol, Spider-Man has a spider…and I would have a
big “...
1 week ago
2 comments:
that's right:
http://GodisMichaelJackson.net
That was the most rubbish joke i ever heard in my whole entire life!
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